Tapas over Tantrums. Prosecco over Pampers.

The "No-Fly Zone" for noise and pretension. We architect 5-star, childfree escapes for the Invisible 25%—adults who value the marrow of a place over the noise of the everyday.

Find Your Release

Escape the Family Industrial Complex.

For decades, the travel industry has ignored the Invisible 25%. You’re either stuck with character breakfasts and water parks or stuffy, "white-glove" elitism. We are the antidote. Whether you are childfree by choice, circumstance, or just for the weekend, we create "No-Fly Zones" for judgment and noise alike.

I built this agency because I didn’t see myself in the glossy brochures. I’m a size 16, queer, Gen-X woman with a chronic spine disorder and a senior dog—I vet the cobblestones so you can focus on the champagne.

Join the Gaggle

Unapologetic. Unpretentious. Unforgettable.

 We are joyful. We are curious. We are respectful. Above all, we believe the height of luxury is being able to travel unburdened and unbothered. Identify the specific reprieve your soul is hungry for, and we’ll architect the rest.

Which Goose Are You Today?

  • The Identity Vanguard

    The Substance: A "Global Mirror" where your identity is the celebrated baseline, not a "special request" or an accommodation.

    The Voice: "I want to go where my joy is the default. I want to see my beauty reflected in the room."

  • The Authentic Outlier

    The Substance: Reclaiming your seat at the table. Luxury is a state of mind, regardless of the labels on your shoes or the "influencer" script.

    The Voice: "I’m not here to fit the script; I’m here to taste the wine. I belong at this table—sneakers, soul, and all."

  • The Sovereign Original

    The Substance: A radical act of self-care. Shed the roles of caretaker or employee to find your own pulse again without asking for permission.

    The Voice: "For once, the map is mine. I’m following the goose wherever my own curiosity leads."

  • The Unvarnished Guest

    The Substance: Rejecting the "gilded" surface for raw lore and insider secrets that haven't been commodified for a trending video.

    The Voice: "Give me the real deal. I’m here for the local connection and the stories that don't need a filter."

  • The Masterpiece Maker

    The Substance: Defining a world-changing legacy without children. Your life and your travel are your primary work of art.

    The Voice: "My life is the masterpiece. My joy is my legacy, and it is vibrant, full, and unapologetically mine."

  • The Sanctuary Seeker

    The Substance: A dedicated "No-Fly Zone" for your nervous system. The high-caliber luxury of being truly, deeply unbothered.

    The Voice: "I want a space to finish a sentence and a bottle of wine unbothered. I am responsible only for my own peace."

  • The Conscious Steward

    The Substance: Moving with reciprocity. Prioritizing the economic health of local makers and ethical impact over easy money.

    The Voice: "If it hurts the goose, we don't do it. I want my presence to be an act of respect, not just consumption."

  • The Vigilant Voyager

    The Substance: Silencing the friction with the "Logistics of Legend." We handle the unknown so you can finally let your guard down.

    The Voice: "My greatest luxury is not having to check the train schedule. I know you've handled every granular detail."

  • The Maverick Maverick

    The Substance: Refusing to let mobility define your boundaries. We vet the cobblestones so you can focus on the jet skis—without it being "a thing."

    The Voice: "Don't just accommodate me—celebrate my hunger for adventure and make the world accessible for me."

Identify Your Path