Tapas over Tantrums. Prosecco over Pampers.

The "No-Fly Zone" for noise and pretension. We architect 5-star, childfree escapes for the Invisible 25%—adults who value the marrow of a place over the noise of the everyday.

Find Your Release

Escape the Family Industrial Complex.

For decades, the travel industry has ignored the Invisible 25%. You’re either stuck with character breakfasts and water parks or stuffy, "white-glove" elitism. We are the antidote. Whether you are childfree by choice, circumstance, or just for the weekend, we create "No-Fly Zones" for judgment and noise alike.

I built this agency because I didn’t see myself in the glossy brochures. I’m a size 16, queer, Gen-X woman with a chronic spine disorder and a senior dog—I vet the cobblestones so you can focus on the champagne.

Join the Gaggle

Unapologetic. Unpretentious. Unforgettable.

 We are joyful. We are curious. We are respectful. Above all, we believe the height of luxury is being able to travel unburdened and unbothered. Identify the specific reprieve your soul is hungry for, and we’ll architect the rest.

Which Goose Are You Today?

  • The Identity Vanguard

    The Vibe: For the traveler seeking a global mirror—a space where your joy is the default baseline and your identity is celebrated, not just "accommodated" .

    The Voice: "I want to go where my beauty is reflected in the room."

  • The Soulful Outsider

    The Vibe: For the one reclaiming their seat at the table. We believe luxury is a state of mind, regardless of the label on your shoes.

    The Voice: "I might be in Target sneakers, but I’ve earned the reserve wine."

  • The Sovereign Soul

    The Vibe: A radical act of self-care. Shed the roles of caretaker or employee to find your own pulse again in a private enclave.

    The Voice: "For once, the map is mine. I’m following the goose."

  • The Marrow Miner

    The Vibe: For the experience seeker who rejects the "gilded" surface. You want the unvarnished truth, the local secrets, and the lore behind the mist .

    The Voice: "Give me the stories the brochures are afraid to tell."

  • The Masterpiece Maker

    The Vibe: Defining a world-changing legacy without children. You view your own life and travel as your primary work of art.

    The Voice: "My life is the masterpiece. My joy is my legacy."

  • The Sanctuary Seeker

    The Vibe: A dedicated "No-Fly Zone" for your nervous system. You crave a restorative sanctuary where the only thing you are responsible for is your own peace.

    The Voice: "I need the luxury of a day where I am finally unbothered."

  • The Conscious Steward

    The Vibe: For the thoughtful traveler who moves with reciprocity. You prioritize the economic health of local makers and ethical impact over easy money .

    The Voice: "If it hurts the goose, we don't do it."

  • The Vigilant Voyager

    The Vibe: Using the "Logistics of Legend" to silence the noise. We handle the friction so you can finally let your guard down and find your "A-ha" moment .

    The Voice: "My greatest luxury is not having to check the train schedule."

  • The Maverick Maverick

    The Vibe: Refusing to let mobility or body type define the boundaries of your world. We vet the cobblestones so you can focus on the jet skis.

    The Voice: "Don’t just accommodate me—celebrate me."

Identify Your Path