Tapas over Tantrums. Prosecco over Pampers.
5-Star, Childfree Sanctuaries for the Invisible 25%.
You deserve the Invisible Infrastructure of an expert-vetted journey. No kiddie pools, no noise—just the Total Release you’ve been craving.
Anyway, I’m Gonna Follow This Goose...
Follow the Goose Travel wasn’t born in a sterile boardroom; it was sparked by a single, sharp exhale of recognition while looking at a cartoon. In The Adventures of Lady No-Kids, a woman in a top hat stands in a park drowning in the "Family Industrial Complex"—the strollers, the noise, and the heavy pull of Domestic Gravity.
She looks at a passing bird and simply declares: "Anyway, I'm gonna follow this goose for a while and see where I end up".
We are the antidote to the expected. Whether you are childfree by choice, by circumstance, or just for the weekend, we create "No-Fly Zones" for judgment and noise alike. We lead the way for the adults who have been edited out of the industry, helping you follow your own wild, wonderful path.
I Vet the World So You Don’t Have To.
I’m Caitlin, and I’m your most knowledgeable, slightly mischievous, and wonderfully sassy best friend. I also happen to have two degrees in Cultural Anthropology and Sociology and over 40 countries stamped in my passport.
I built this agency because I didn’t see myself in the glossy brochures. I’m a size 16, Queer, Gen-X woman with a chronic spine disorder and a senior dog. As a disabled traveler who navigates the world with mobility aids, I know exactly what it feels like when the world wasn't built for you.
I use my Sociological Lens to dismantle the "social performance" of adulthood. I’m the one who vets the cobblestones, the seat widths, and the ferry routes so your body is never the "problem" to be solved. I handle the logistics; you focus on the champagne.
Our Ethics Have an Edge.
At FTG, inclusivity isn't a marketing buzzword; it is our foundation.
Radical Affirmation: As a Queer-owned agency, we ensure your destination is more than just "friendly"—it’s a space where your identity is celebrated.
Wild Stays Wild: We strictly never book captive wildlife "entertainment". No SeaWorld, no dolphin tanks, and absolutely no elephant rides or camel treks.
Local Soul: We put your money in local hands, prioritizing partners who respect the land and the people who make the magic happen.
No Body Left Behind: We check the walking distances and accessibility quirks because every body deserves to take up space in the most fabulous corners of the world.
Stop Performing. Start Traveling.
We don’t compete on price; we dominate on depth. In January 2026 alone, Follow the Goose Travel booked over $100,000 in travel, matching an entire year's volume in just 31 days. This isn't luck; it's the power of the Invisible 25% finally being seen.
From a simple "Just Book It" with VIP perks to "The Whole Damn Thing," we are your Co-Conspirators in the hunt for the "Golden Eggs"—those insider secrets that aren’t on page one of Google.
